Not me Monday

My sister got the idea of a not me Monday from a friend of hers. Hers always make me laugh and so I thought I would try one myself. This is written mainly for her, because I know that she would like to read my not me monday. So Andrea enjoy.

"This morning I did not go out to drop my son off at school with soaking wet hair in 30 degree weather. No way I always have time to do my hair before I leave the house! Of course I would never walk around the grocery store with my sweatshirt hood up because I would never be embarrassed that I did not even comb my hair. After picking Daniel up from school I did not feel just a little bit embarrassed when I went with Daniel to drop off his shoe box and the lady who pulled in seconds before me was dropping off more than 50 boxes! I would never feel the need to compare myself to others, no way not me! I did not take my children to the most unhealthy place to eat for lunch today. No way I never eat at Mcdonalds, and I would NEVER let them have chicken nuggets. Oh and of course then after not eating Mcdonalds for lunch I would NEVER take them back out to eat chicken nuggets from Wendys for dinner. No way not me, I always cook good wholesome meals for my children. I would never forget to give my children baths and then realize that they have not had one in a week! No way not me. I would never give my children seconds on chocolate cake after dinner. Nope not me, my kids do not eat sweets!"